David FarrinThe HavenI Broke up With My Boyfriend Because He Lied About His Height“You may as well be 4 foot, 2. You know I only date guys six feet and OVER.”·5 min read·Jun 7, 2022--2--2
David FarrinSlackjawInstagram Suspended Me For Loving My Boyfriend!It isn’t our fault that we’re beautiful and in love, and that our followers are lonely losers who can’t get a date.·3 min read·Apr 17, 2021--7--7
David FarrinThe HavenSleepyCuts (We’ll Cut Your Hair While You Sleep)What if there was a service out there that allowed you to get the haircut of your dreams…as you dream?·4 min read·Mar 27, 2021--2--2
David FarrinP.S. I Love YouWhy I Watch the Fireworks VideoContrary to her prediction, I watch that fireworks video all the time.·1 min read·Mar 19, 2021--1--1
David FarrinSlackjawA Support Group For Exes Of Singer-SongwritersAs far as the general public is concerned, whether you like it or not, you’re the asshole.·4 min read·Mar 13, 2021--1--1
David FarrinSlackjawThe Island Of Made-Up BoyfriendsThis is the Island of Made-up Boyfriends — the home to fictitious men, created by women, in order to avoid giving out their phone numbers.·4 min read·Feb 12, 2021--14--14
David FarrinP.S. I Love YouMy Dad Died, So Why Aren’t I Sad?Fiction Friday·2 min read·Feb 12, 2021--1--1
David FarrinThe HavenI Stole My Sister’s Jacket Because It Looks Better on Me“This is your sister, Cindy, writing to you from the next room over.”·2 min read·Nov 6, 2020--1--1