Published inThe HavenI Broke up With My Boyfriend Because He Lied About His Height“You may as well be 4 foot, 2. You know I only date guys six feet and OVER.”Jun 7, 20222Jun 7, 20222
Published inSlackjawInstagram Suspended Me For Loving My Boyfriend!It isn’t our fault that we’re beautiful and in love, and that our followers are lonely losers who can’t get a date.Apr 17, 20217Apr 17, 20217
Published inThe HavenSleepyCuts (We’ll Cut Your Hair While You Sleep)What if there was a service out there that allowed you to get the haircut of your dreams…as you dream?Mar 27, 20212Mar 27, 20212
Published inP.S. I Love YouWhy I Watch the Fireworks VideoContrary to her prediction, I watch that fireworks video all the time.Mar 19, 20211Mar 19, 20211
Published inSlackjawA Support Group For Exes Of Singer-SongwritersAs far as the general public is concerned, whether you like it or not, you’re the asshole.Mar 13, 20211Mar 13, 20211
Published inSlackjawThe Island Of Made-Up BoyfriendsThis is the Island of Made-up Boyfriends — the home to fictitious men, created by women, in order to avoid giving out their phone numbers.Feb 12, 202114Feb 12, 202114
Published inThe HavenI Stole My Sister’s Jacket Because It Looks Better on Me“This is your sister, Cindy, writing to you from the next room over.”Nov 6, 20201Nov 6, 20201
